My college roommate for time immemorial, Caleb is a reliable source of multi-level idioms, legal savvy, and menswear advice.

A wise friend and legendary vice-president, Braden far outpaces me in literary breadth and Ravens fandom.

A dear college friend who is an incredible wordsmith and fellow PA sports aficionado, Ben beats me at Spikeball by calculating Kähler manifolds in real time.

A loyal college friend and erudite polymath, Jack is likely to name his firstborn after the church father Polycarp.

Think Edgar Allen Poe x Post Malone. Kaden is the definition of "a good hang" and always offers solid advice and next-level roadtrip playlists.

A college friend who is a sagacious debater and biblical savant, Parks likely moonlights for the CIA.

A gentle and magnanimous college friend, Israel is a tech whiz and fierce defender of the Kibbie Dome.

Our Dominican dreamboat and ever-gracious host, Ernesto always loses his water bottles but never fails to encourage his college friends.